Quote Unquote: The Death of Death

Chris Collins — candidate for New York's 27th district – on the miracles of modern medicine…

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"People now don't die from prostate cancer, breast cancer and some of the other things."

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Oh, did we figure those out?! That must have happened on one of my days off! All right! Go humanity! Man, those cancer things were a bitch, weren't they. Last I heard, they were killing tens of thousands of people a year. So, needless to say, I'm pretty happy with this new development.

Now, if we can only cure getting hit by a semi truck while walking drunkenly across the interstate, we'll be home free.

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