Chris Collins — candidate for New York's 27th district – on the miracles of modern medicine…
"People now don't die from prostate cancer, breast cancer and some of the other things."
Oh, did we figure those out?! That must have happened on one of my days off! All right! Go humanity! Man, those cancer things were a bitch, weren't they. Last I heard, they were killing tens of thousands of people a year. So, needless to say, I'm pretty happy with this new development.
Now, if we can only cure getting hit by a semi truck while walking drunkenly across the interstate, we'll be home free.
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