Last night, I was watching old Rob Portman clips on YouTube, because that is how exciting my life is, and I found this one, in which the senator from Ohio misattributes one of William Boetcker’s maxims ("You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn") to Abraham Lincoln…
Ergo: Rob Portman is the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan. So, he will probably definitely be Mitt Romney’s vice-presidential pick.
Or at least his Secretary of the Department of Reagan Zombies.
Tags: Ohio, Rob Portman, Ronald Reagan, Senate, Veepstakes