While most of the lamestream media wastes its time reporting on frivolous stories, there's one news outlet that asks the deep questions about our President. The following are ten actual question-headlines from Fox Nation, along with some answers…
Yes, he's probably kept in the same place Mitt Romney keeps his "secret" black supporters.
He needs a place to store all his secret left-wing advisers!
A foreign-made one, obviously.
I thought we all agreed Romney was the robot? Would have thought it was opposites day, but this headline is as awful as all the others.
Look, Minnesota Lizard People are people too.
Hugs from Obama are the only element of Medicare the death panels left standing. Get used to it, grandma.
Sure, why not?
We need those farm kids for Michelle's Organic Communal Farm Gulag!
Only when the underground bunker is unavailable.
I think we've established that between killing the family farm and protecting job-killing lizards, he's actually pretty busy.
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