Top 10 Questions About Barack Obama in Fox Nation Headlines

While most of the lamestream media wastes its time reporting on frivolous stories, there's one news outlet that asks the deep questions about our President. The following are ten actual question-headlines from Fox Nation, along with some answers…

1. Does Obama Have a Secret Left Wing Advisor?

Yes, he's probably kept in the same place Mitt Romney keeps his "secret" black supporters.

2. Is Obama Building a Bunker Under the White House Lawn?

He needs a place to store all his secret left-wing advisers!

3. What Car Is Barack Obama?

A foreign-made one, obviously.

4.  Is Obama a Robot?

I thought we all agreed Romney was the robot? Would have thought it was opposites day, but this headline is as awful as all the others.

5. Is the Obama Administration Protecting Lizards at the Expense of Jobs?

Look, Minnesota Lizard People are people too.

6. Why Does Obama Keep Nuzzling People?

Hugs from Obama are the only element of Medicare the death panels left standing. Get used to it, grandma.

7.  Does Obama Treat Ahmadinejad Better Than GOP?

Sure, why not?

8. Is Obama Trying to Kill the Family Farm?

We need those farm kids for Michelle's Organic Communal Farm Gulag!

9. Does Pres. Obama Actually Use the Oval Office?

Only when the underground bunker is unavailable.

10. What Does Obama Do All Day?

I think we've established that between killing the family farm and protecting job-killing lizards, he's actually pretty busy.

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