• Rick Santorum Nightmare Dog Wedding Comes True

    It featured a black-tie gala, couture gowns, celebrity chefs and officiating by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

    In short, it was everything Rick Santorum warned us about

    Two dogs got married Thursday night at an extravaganza to benefit the Humane Society of New York…

    After they got hitched, the cuddly couple were presented with a Guinness World Record in the category of most expensive pet wedding at $158,187.26. The luxury goods and services that went into the wedding were all donated. Guests bought tickets for the Manhattan fundraiser.

    As it happens, while the bride hailed from New York, the groom was from Richmond, Virginia, a state that bans marriage equality via a constitutional amendment. Which raises the obvious slippery-slope argument. If dogs can have a fake wedding, what's next? Two consenting adults who love each other being allowed to marry for real?

    Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Animals, LGBT, New York, Rick Santorum, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Virginia

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