• Blogger Uncovers Senator's Inappropriate Relationship with His Wife

    Thank god for the right wing citizen vigilante blogosphere. If not for their noble efforts, how would we ever have rooted out anti-American scum like Shirley Sherrod and that lady on the dildo boat?

    Anyway, some anonymous conservative blogger has just done it again, discovering a secret nefarious relationship between U.S. Sen. Sherrod Brown and syndicated columnist Connie Schultz. He wrote to Schultz to give her the chance to tighten the rope around her own neck

    "Dear Ms. Shultz,

    "We are doing an expose on journalists in the elite media who socialize with elected officials they are assigned to cover. We have found numerous photos of you with Sen. Sherrod Brown. In one of them, you appear to be hugging him.

    "Care to comment?"

    Oh, man! Talk about nailing a journalist to the wall! Way to go, anonymous conservative blogger! You are truly a credit to the James O'Keefe generation of professional whistleblowers!

    I can't wait to find out how this pathetic excuse for a member of the fourth branch of government responds to this…

    "Dear Mr. [Name Deleted]:

    "I am surprised you did not find a photo of me kissing U.S. Sen. Sherrod Brown so hard he passes out from lack of oxygen. He's really cute. He's also my husband.

    "You know that, right?"

    They always have some kind of an excuse, don't they?

    (via Reddit)

    Photo by Jamie Rose/Getty Images/Getty Images

    Tags: Senate, Sherrod Brown


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