Our Endorsements: The Red Scare Is Back

* Republican redheads have to step gingerly, from Funny or Die.

* Mitt Romney has a sadz.

* President Galifianakis has a nice ring to it.

* THREE CHEERS FOR THE BOROWITZ REPORT!

* Freedom's just another word for a colostomy bag full of booze.

* Do you love putting on make-up? Well, you're gonna love SCIENCE!

* The Exquisite Freedoms of Michael P. Dodderton, from McSweeney's.

* The Onion asks people where they get their news, and the answer may surprise you.

* This jumbotron fairy tale is only slightly marred by Joe Biden's crazy smile at the end.

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