* Republican redheads have to step gingerly, from Funny or Die.
* Mitt Romney has a sadz.
* President Galifianakis has a nice ring to it.
* THREE CHEERS FOR THE BOROWITZ REPORT!
* Freedom's just another word for a colostomy bag full of booze.
* Do you love putting on make-up? Well, you're gonna love SCIENCE!
* The Exquisite Freedoms of Michael P. Dodderton, from McSweeney's.
* The Onion asks people where they get their news, and the answer may surprise you.
* This jumbotron fairy tale is only slightly marred by Joe Biden's crazy smile at the end.
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