As Republican delegates prepare to descend on Tampa for their National Convention, local businesses are making all the necessary preparations, from widening bathroom stalls to setting up online chat rooms where strippers can engage with prospective clients. With strip club owners claiming Republicans make the best customers, Florida will finally experience the one kind of stimulus (and stimulated) packages Republicans can get behind.
That will be especially true at one classy establishment, Thee Doll House, which recently underwent a $1 million renovation and plans to bring in a stripper to impersonate former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
The performer is expected to be Lisa Ann, an adult film star credited with such masterworks as Who's Nailin' Paylin? and Obama is Nailin' Paylin (I am glad the sequel answered the question!). Ann is also the spokesperson for RealTouch, a mechanised artificial vagina, which is a real thing and not a joke about Mitt Romney's robotic nature and indeterminate stands on policy issues. We are better than that, you guys.
Beyond a few superficial accessories, like those glasses, Lisa Ann is not much like the former governor at all. She doesn't quite look like Palin, plus she has a real skill. It's just as well that the two aren't much alike. Who wants an exotic dancer that quits halfway through the show?
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