• Rick Santorum Live-Panders His Meal at Chick-fil-A on Twitter

    In America, we hold our fast food restaurants in such high esteem, that we listen to their stances on important social issues. The only scenario in which Chick-fil-A should have a public position on gay marriage is if chickens were gay marrying. And even then, let the chickens live their lives!

    Fortunately, politicians like Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum are willing to fight for the right of a giant corporation to hate gay people. Before I embed these tweets, I should warn you, the only thing grosser than imagining Rick Santorum having sex is imagining Rick Santorum eating food…

    Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee have done more to convince me not to eat fast food than Michelle Obama ever could.

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    At McDonald's they're called Happy Meals. At Chick-fil-A they're called Only-We're-Allowed-To-Be-Happy Meals.

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    Have you learned nothing, Rick Santorum? You mentioning sauce is not helping people find their appetite!


    Tags: Chick-fil-A, Christianity, Food, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Mike Huckabee, Religion, Rick Santorum

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