• Chuck Grassley Eats More Meat

    Earlier this week, the Agriculture Department errantly posted a statement on its website encouraging its employees not to eat meat on Mondays. The post was part of a newsletter discussing how USDA staffers can adopt a more sustainable lifestyle, presumably to counteract all the USDA policies that are responsible for degrading the environment in the first place.

    In any case, this "meatless Mondays" crusade isn't going to work. Nor is a pro-equality boycott of Chick-fil-A going to do much good as long Senator Chuck Grassley is around. For every cow, chicken and pig you fail to eat, Grassley will eat three servings…

    Maybe we can abolish the USDA entirely and let Grassley be a one man price support system for the entire agriculture Saturday. Sure, his More Meat Mondays may eventually transform into Sclerosis Saturdays, but at least we'll save Congress the trouble of compromising on a farm bill.

    Tags: Agriculture, Chuck Grassley


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