Using what I can only assume are his powers as a 9th-level "wazzock," Mitt Romney has previously traversed the fourth dimension to retire from Bain Capital prior to when he retired from Bain Capital and insult the United Kingdom just a little bit more.
Now we're seeing him use his amazing time-traveling powers to revisit his fateful NAACP speech, reverse the polarity of the Earth's magnetic field and reinvent his appearance a rousing success! Huzzah!
I can't wait to see what other great moments in history Mitt Romney visits on his travels. Perhaps France's much-romanticized Mitt Époque? Or the Romney era of classical Greece?
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