• Barack Obama Distantly Related to America's First Known Slave

    Ancestry.com, a genealogy site which will tell you if you're related to George Washington, but will leave out all the thieves, rapists and cutthroats in between, recently announced our nation's first black president is related to our nation's first known slave.

    Three hundred years from now, some kid is going to run into the alien-controlled salt-mine where he works without health insurance and tell all the other child drone workers that his clone-father performed a genealogy test using the Internet implanted in his frontal cortex to discover that he is related, through the DNA of the laboratory womb used to birth him, to the PR guy who somehow got CBS to devote air time to this non-story.

     


    Tags: Barack Obama, CBS, Slavery

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