* Comedian Dave Hill explains Olympic sports to us.
* The Long Walk: A Column About Washington.
* The New Yorker's political cartoon of the day.
* Politicians and kids go together like peas and carrots.
* The USA wants to add a new sport to the Olympic games.
* Newsweek questions the weight of Mitt Romney's cojones.
* This election could be decided by a few key swing corporations.
Tags: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, New Yorker, The Onion