• Anti-Gay Stance Brings in Record Sales for Chick-fil-A

    Like Rep. Michele Bachmann before them, Dan Cathy and Chick-fil-A learned a valuable lesson yesterday. You cannot choose to align yourself the intolerant and abusive factions of modern society and expect the people of America to sit idly by. No, sir!

    My countrymen and countrywomen will rise up, reach deep into their wallets and throw their money at you

    Chick-fil-A says it set a sales record on Wednesday, the day that supporters rallied around the fast-food chain amid a debate over its president's opposition to same-sex marriage.

    The chain said it won't release sales numbers, but "we can confirm reports that it was a record-setting day," said Steve Robinson, Chick-fil-A's executive vice president of marketing.

    Let this be a lesson to all those fast food restaurants out there who are planning to announce their support for puppy hunting, nerd sterilization and the forced internment of gingers in next week's paper.

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    Tags: Chick-fil-A, Christianity, Food, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Money, Religion


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