• Rick Santorum Really Wants to Speak at RNC

    Do you remember any of that bad blood between Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney? Really?! Cause I don't. When did that "worst Republican in the country to put up against Barack Obama" thing even happen, anyway? Like, a million years ago? As far as I'm concerned, such attacks might as well be little bits of magnetic dust that have long ago been shook up and left to settle into a clean blank canvas.

    Just look at how much Rick Santorum now all of a sudden loves Mitt Romney

    Rick Santorum is organizing an event at this month's Republican National Convention to rally conservatives in support of presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney, a key Santorum aide has told The Hill.

    But Santorum has not yet received any promise from the Romney team, even in private, that he will be asked to deliver an address from the podium in Tampa.

    The former Pennsylvania senator’s long-time senior strategist, John Brabender, warned that conservatives would be "quite disturbed" if they felt that Santorum was not accorded the prominence they believe he deserves at the quadrennial gathering.

    What?! How can they even consider not asking hard-nosed vehemently anti-gay to get up in front of America and remind independent and swing voters of just how crazy the Republican platform can be?!

    I mean, seriously, what's there for Romney to lose?

    .

    Update: The Romney campaign has wisely decided to hitch its wagon to Rick Santorum's star.

    Photo by Mark Hirsch/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Republican National Convention, Rick Santorum

comments

About Us

Comedy Central's Indecision is the network's digital hub for news, politics and other jokes: we're here, we're everywhere. We're not affiliated with any television show. We're affiliated with ourselves.