• DNC Plans Saddest, Creepiest Romney-Stalking Bus Tour Imaginable

    Oh, come on, Democratic National Committee! I know you've had self-esteem issues in the past, but both of us know that you're better than this. I mean, you have to be, because no one is this pathetic.

    I didn't want to say anything, but even the Ron Paul people are looking down at you for this one

    The Democratic National Committee is rolling out another bus tour to trail Mitt Romney's own over the weekend through key battle ground states, harping on the Republican candidate's economic policies as throwing "the middle class under the bus."

    The DNC tour will last for four days and make stops in Virginia, North Carolina, Florida and Ohio between Friday and Monday starting in Alexandria, Virginia on Friday at 9:30 a.m. ET, according to their announcement…

    This is the DNC's second bus tour following Romney as he campaigns throughout the country. In June, a tour by the same name stopped in key battle ground states like Ohio, Iowa, Pennsylvania, Michigan and New Hampshire.

    Okay, how about this, Democratic National Committee: Let's drop our plans and go see a movie this weekend, what do you say? Sure, I had plans with the wife, but they can be put on hold for you, Democratic National Committee. Maybe we'll get some dinner and some drinks after.

    And, no, we won't be talking about Mitt Romney. No, not at all. I don't care where he's going to be this weekend. This weekend is for me and you, Democratic National Committee.

    All right, well, promise me that you'll think about it at any rate? Please.


    Tags: DNC, Mitt Romney, Transportation

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