13 Things Barack Obama Has Declared War On, According to Fox Nation

For a recipient of the Nordic Memorial Guilty Conscience Peace Prize, our president has sure opened up a lot of war fronts…

1. Meat. "Obama's War on Meat Continues With New School Lunch Requirement"

2. Democracy. "Obama's War on Democracy"

3. Eagles. "Obama's War on Bald Eagles"

4. Wildlife. "Obama's War on Wildlife Continues"

5. Women. "Obama's War on Women"

6. Pretty Women. "War On Pretty Women? EEOC Targets Coffee Shop Chain For Hiring Attractive Women"

7. Fuel. "Obama Opens New Front in his War on Fossil Fuels"

8. Hair Dryers. "HURT: Federal War on Hair Dryers, Fresh Milk"

9. Spoons. "Obama's War on Spoons"

10. Guitars. "Obama's War on Gibson Guitars Drags On"

11. Christianity. "Obama's War on Christianity Continues"

12. Grammar. "Krauthammer on Ad Controversy : The Obama Campaign Is Waging A War On Grammar"

13. Cheese. "The War on Cheese Is Under Way"

You'd think Fox Nation would soften the blow of all these conflicts with a bit of humor or punnery, but no whey.