Four years ago, we were warned of the dystopian future upon the horizon, a nightmare landscape in which up is down, black is white, chocolate is vanilla and cats are dogs.
Welcome, my friends, to the Bizarro World known as Obama's America, in which women are accused of sexually harassing men! Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????
A blistering federal discrimination suit accuses agency honcho Janet Napolitano of turning the department into a female-run "frat house" where male staffers were banished to the bathrooms and routinely humiliated…
First of all, that one phrase — "female-run frat house" — might confuse you. Such a thing would more commonly be described as a "female-run male-operated sorority" or possibly even as a "female-run male-operated female-run frat house."
Does that clear things up at all? Good, let's continue with this strange Twilight Zone-esque story…
[Immigration and Customs Enforcement chief of staff Suzanne] Barr "moved the entire contents of the offices of three employees, including name plates, computers and telephones, to the men’s bathroom at ICE headquarters," the suit says.
Barr also stole a male staffer’s BlackBerry and fired off a message to his female supervisor indicating that he "had a crush on [her] and fantasized about her," Hayes claims.
Sometimes, Barr took a more direct approach. In one case, she called a male colleague in his hotel room and screamed at him using sexually humiliating language, the suit says.
First of all, I'm not in favor of sexual harassment — or any unfair wielding of authority, really — toward anybody from any one under any circumstances. I'm a longtime proponent of that old maxim: "A stitch in time, don't do that shit you scumbag." Or something. I forget the exact wording, but you get the point.
That said, come on! This is just another example of how straight white Christian male privilege is being continually eroded. Do you women, gay dudes, minorities and heathens have any idea how long it took for straight white Christian male to achieve the pinnacle of power at which they sat just a few short years ago? Hundreds of thousands of years! And can you even comprehend how many women, gay dudes, minorities and heathens had to be systematically subjugated for them to get there? Literally, all of them!!!
And now, within just a few years, we have a black president, it's socially unacceptable to hate gay people, Muslims and Mormons have a say in national government affairs, and women are being accused of sexually harassing men.
Clearly, the End of Days is upon us.
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Tags: Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, Judiciary, Men and Women, Scandalgate