The wait is over. Mitt Romney has chosen Paul Ryan. But the question remains: who wrote the best joke about it on Twitter?
Paul Ryan has the eyes of a White Walker from "Game Of Thrones," but none of their warmth or empathy.
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) August 13, 2012
Romney's VP pick, Paul Ryan loves education and social service budget cuts, rich people tax cuts AND probably Miley Cyrus' new haircut.
— Julia Segal (@juliasegal) August 13, 2012
Love how Paul Ryan is assuming the role my mom had in their marriage. A tap on the knee, then saying, "What he's trying to say here is…"
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) August 13, 2012
Paul Ryan's economic ideas are based on Ayn Rand. Anyone want to hear my foreign policy doctrine based on quotes from "Fletch?"
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) August 12, 2012
Has anyone done an investigation into the Romney/Ryan campaign to make sure it's not actually an elaborate J. Crew advertisement?
— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) August 12, 2012
Sorry liberals, we can't hear your criticisms about Paul Ryan. We're too busy pointing and laughing at Joe Biden.
— Jenn (@sowhatrusaying) August 13, 2012
If Paul Ryan married Rand Paul, his name would be Paul Paul & if Rand Paul married Ayn Rand, his name would be Rand Paul
— MichaelCK (@MichaelCK) August 13, 2012
The country club was abuzz about Mitt picking Paul Ryan. Of course neither of them could join because we don't let in Catholics or Mormons.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 12, 2012
Mitt Romney choosing Paul Ryan is like putting a sheet of blank paper inside a manila envelope.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) August 11, 2012
I remember Dad used to say, "I know people think I'm crazy and all, but I'm no Paul Ryan."
— KimJongNumberUn (@KimJongNumberUn) August 11, 2012
I have passed as many federal budgets as Paul Ryan. So have you. Unless you've passed one. In which case, you're winning.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) August 12, 2012
Tags: Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Twitter