• "Fertilized Egg" Attends Paul Ryan Rally

    Say what you will Paul Ryan, but he certainly seems to be pulling in some new supporters. Some of them very new

    Someone forward[ed] along a picture of 'Fertilized Egg' being admitted to Ryan's event in Lakewood, Colo.

    It's, of course, a reference to Ryan's position on fetal personhood — and his support for the Sanctity of Human Life Act, which defined fertilized eggs as a human being.

    Hmmmm… I find this a little suspicious.¬†First of all, I don't think that zygote's old enough to vote.

    Second, how can they be sure that this "Fertilized Egg" isn't secretly a member of the press.

    Photo by Darren Hauck/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Abortion, Media, Paul Ryan


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