Which of the following did America's crazy uncle Joe Biden manage to accomplish while speaking in Danville, Virginia?
a) Told the crowd, "With you, we can win North Carolina again," raising the possibility that in Barack Obama's 57 state America, the city of Danville is located across the border in the Tarheel state.
b) Wore the second button of his shirt open, probably because his good, campaign-ready wifebeater was in the wash.
c) Went on an extended exposition about chains, which Google Translate has not yet managed to transcribe into English: "They've said it. Every Republican's voted for it. Look at what they value and look at their budget and what they're proposing. Romney wants to let the — he said in the first 100 days, he's going to let the big banks once again write their own rules — unchain Wall Street. They're going to put y'all back in chains."
d) Lamely imitated the ASL translator, "That poor lady, she's gonna have tendinitis by the time she finishes this."
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