• Sarah Palin Wants Joe Biden Off the Democratic Ticket

    Oh no! Joe Biden really stepped in it this time. Somehow or other he managed to offend Sarah Palin. And you know how hard that is

    Sarah Palin said Tuesday that Vice President Joe Biden's remark that Republicans "are going to put y’all back in chains" was "disgusting" — and added that it should make the Obama campaign seriously consider kicking him off the Democratic ticket…

    "There weren’t enough groans and boos when he said such a disgusting comment, really, especially to a demographic there that includes 48 percent of the community being black Americans," Palin said Tuesday night.

    Hey, this is a subject on which I really trust Sarah Palin's expertise. She, more than anyone, knows the proper amount of groans and boos that should be heard when making a disgusting comment in front of a large audience. It's needs to be just enough to add pleasant sonic counterbalance to screams for blood and shouts that "He's a Muslim!"

    "Greta, if that’s not the nail of the coffin. Really the strategists there in the Obama campaign have got to look at a diplomatic way of replacing Joe Biden on the ticket with Hillary."

    And, if for any reason Hillary Clinton is busy or isn't interested or something, I'm sure the Democrats could find another strong female figure to fill the slot. Someone with a large following who would be willing to bend her allegiances and ideologies the the point of breaking for a chance at some sweet national power.

    I'm sure they could find somebody like that if they just looked hard enough.

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    Tags: Joe Biden, Racism, Sarah Palin


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