Move over, 50 Shades of Gray. Who needs boring Twilight fan fiction when the next great American erotic novel is written on a plaque at a Hyde Park shopping center outside of Chicago…
"On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate."
This historical marker is newly erected and hard as granite. Much like Barack Obama's determination to win over the sexy lawyer at the law firm where he worked during the sultry summer of 1989.
She resisted his advances initially, but he proved to be a helpful member of the firm. Their lust for each other has never wavered, and to this day, you can still catch them expressing their unbridled passion for each other in public (see photo, right).
Did you enjoy the last two paragraphs? If so, you're gonna love my soon-to-be self-published novel 31 Flavors of Chocolate.
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