RNC Official Website Promises "Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet"

I don't know about you guys, but I am pretty psyched for the Republican National Convention next week. I'm not sure if many other organizations will be sending people down there to cover stuff, but Mary and I will be there to pick up the slack just in case.

Should be very eventful, too, if the Official Venues page of the RNC website is to be believed…

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam at tellus nec metus ullamcorper elementum. Maecenas tristique tellus quis mi hendrerit dapibus. Donec at scelerisque ipsum. Donec pulvinar, tortor eget bibendum sodales, odio purus elementum nisi, et pulvinar orci dui et felis."

Wow! "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" and "donec pulvinar"! Pretty swanky! Better be careful, Republicans or you'll alienate your good ol' "bibendum sodales" loving base. Haha. I'm just kidding. Should be great time!

Also, it's really nice to see that the party is moving away from its earlier borderline-xenophobic English-only stance, and that the Placeholder Make-Believe Latin community will be adequately represented. Good move since Romney decided against choosing Marquis Rubspendisse as his running mate.

Screenshot of the page — in case it gets changed for reasons that we can only speculate on — after the jump.

Full screen shot.