Todd Akin: You guys, I already said I misspoke.
Campaign Aide #1: It's not enough.
Todd Akin: I don't know what this country's coming to when a fella can't go on the local news and talk about the magic vagina rape secretions without everybody getting all upset.
Campaign Aide #2: You need to record something. Talk straight to the people and say you know rape is bad. Tell 'em you have daughters.
Todd Akin: I don't have to say that rape victims should be able to make their own choices if they get pregnant, though, right?
Campaign Aide #1: Oh, gosh, no.
Campaign Aide #2: You do have to sit in front of a staircase. That's important.
Tags: Missouri, Todd Akin, Women's Rights