The Republican National Convention is right around the corner, which means it's the time of year when your lawmakers take a break from the hard work of regulating the sex lives of others and blocking the march of LGBT progress to sit back, relax and suck on a cock.
In a tradition as old as the Republic itself, self-hating closeted politicians have sought the company of discrete young dudes for a night of "no strings attached" fun. This year, thanks to the hospitality of Ybor Resort & Spa, self-described as "Tampa Bay's only gay owned and gay operated, private club, resort & bathhouse," Republican convention delegates won't have to travel far from the sound of Rick Santorum's lisp inveighing against the destruction of heterosexual marriage to satisfy their urges.
The bathhouse is offering free admission to delegates until August 31st. It's either a savvy business move or some sort of right-wing conspiracy to make gay sexuality horrifically uncool.
Sadly, convention goers will miss CumUnion Saturday, but at least they'll have Thursday's "College Night." Looking at you, Oklahoma delegation.
In addition to standard hotel amenities like "gang showers" and a "sling/cage room," the front desk is ready to provide "snacks, drinks, over the counter medicines, toiletries, cigarettes, lube, and an assortment of sex toys." Nice, but somebody had better stock up on the Reagan masks.
(h/t Joe. My. God.)
Tags: LGBT, Republican National Convention, Sex