• Todd Akin Believes He Has Legitimate Chance

    Todd Akin, whom you may have heard of and who is terribly sorry for that, isn't giving up.

    Despite criticism from his party, the opposing party and pretty much every American who knows what rape and/or basic goodness is, he's going to keep running for the Senate

    [Akin] believes the fickle media's attention will shift quickly, especially with party conventions right around the corner, and the race will remain tight given [his Democratic opponent Claire] McCaskill's disapproval ratings in Missouri.

    Nice try, Todd, but the American media's not as fickle as you think. When an important news story breaks that could have far-reaching consequences for American women, journalists delve into it and don't stop until–

    Hey, look, Joe Biden's talking!

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    Tags: Abortion, Missouri, Senate, Todd Akin


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