This is actually kind of heartening to report. In RNC Chairman Priebus' speech tonight, you won't hear:
* Anything about limiting access to birth control.
* Why same-sex marriage is bad.
* Barack Obama's birth certificate called into question.
Okay, so those first two are pretty much built into the current Republican platform. And their nominee recently made a funny about the third one. But still, they're not in the speech!
What is in his speech is a lot of stuff about the economy…
President Obama's never run a company. He hasn't even run a garage sale or seen the inside of a lemonade stand. So it's time for a President with real experience in the real economy.
Hey, I was wrong — that lemonade stand thing was a decent joke. And so is this…
We will fight for a future where government spends tax dollars wisely. Where every American has the education needed to succeed.
Wait, is a working knowledge of biology necessary for success? No? Phew.
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Tags: Reince Priebus, Republican National Convention