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Tweet Roundup: Jingo Fett
Here are some of today's best tweets about Day 1 of the RNC:
"Reince Priebus" sounds like one of those Star Wars bounty hunters that had zero lines but still got an action figure.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 28, 2012
Cops in Tampa are on the lookout for suspicious behavior at the GOP Convention, like knowing how vaginas work.
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 28, 2012
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to be the keynote speaker — so the first note is likely to be a loud one.
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) August 28, 2012
As the RNC gavels in "we did build it" day Jindal already complaining Obama isn't giving him enough federal $ as fast as he wants it
— evale72 (@evale72) August 28, 2012
It would be awesome if the RNC "mystery speaker" was Joe Biden, lured on stage with a bright shiny object.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 28, 2012
Don't worry about finding a Ron Paul supporter at the convention to interview. They will find you. They will always find you.
#RNC— Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook) August 28, 2012
GOP convention will start briefly today then immediately quit. I think it's some kind of tribute to Palin.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 27, 2012
So Paul Ryan loves Rage Against the Machine and Ann Romney loves Modern Family, proving art doesn't work and nobody's paying attention.
— Ben Godar (@bengodar) August 28, 2012
Excited for the swimming events tonight at the RNC! Please no spoilers.
— CJ Sullivan (@CJVLR) August 28, 2012
At this rate, the RNC is going to be shrunken to just one guy getting 10 seconds Thursday to say, "No gaybortiontaxes. Romney!"
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) August 28, 2012
Wonder whose job it is at the RNC to give the Southern delegates the "Thanks for coming but please don't say the N-word on camera" speech.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 28, 2012
Ann Romney to speak at GOP convention tonight so people can come see the softer side of Mitt. Which explains his nickname "Sears Mannequin."
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) August 28, 2012
Tags: Republican National Convention, Star Wars, Twitter, Women's Rights
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