One day down, two more to go. Chris Christie's speech last night was a little Christie-centric, to say the least (about Romney as possible). Here are the Twitterverse's best reactions to last night's RNC festivities…
Fitting that the GOP is treating George W. Bush like that old coke buddy you don't invite to the baby shower.
— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) August 29, 2012
Sarah Palin can see the Republican Convention from her television.
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) August 29, 2012
Who's giving the keynote slut-shame?
— Jason Roeder (@jasonroeder) August 29, 2012
Chris Christie should have opened his keynote speech with, "Let me move this mic so you can see me." Stock line, but would've killed.
— Josh Comers (@joshcomers) August 29, 2012
"Esteemed Whites, both decision-makers and the kind with breasts, good evening. Tonight we thank God for guns and mayonnaise." (nods)
— Andrés du Bouchet (@dubouchet) August 29, 2012
What I learned from last night's speeches. 1. Ann Romney wants us to know how "normal" her family is.2. Chris Christie will run in 2016
— Chely Wright (@chelywright) August 29, 2012
I loved Ann Romney's speech. She totally articulated how important it is to working moms that millionaires pay less taxes.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 29, 2012
Mitt Romney strongly condemned the
#RNC delegates who threw nuts at a black cameraperson yesterday, saying "Those aren't the words I'd use."
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 29, 2012
Unlike Obama, Romney shares our values.American values. He would never say the best My Little Pony is Fluttershy when its clearly Scootaloo.
— Justin McElroy (@JustinMcElroy) August 29, 2012
That VP debate is going to be a bloodbath. They say Paul Ryan has 6% body fat. I guarantee you Joe Biden has 8 between his ears.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) August 29, 2012
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