The search for truth in this world is best found by avoiding politicians. On the other hand, if you want joke fodder…
Good news, guys. My lit agent just got me a deal adapting the Paul Ryan speech to a nonfiction version.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 30, 2012
News that "Jersey Shore" is ending makes it harder for GOP to argue Obama hasn't accomplished anything.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) August 30, 2012
@anamariecox Remember when that guy shouted, "You factually shortcut!" during Obama's address to congress?
— Mike Maguire (@MikeSpeaks) August 30, 2012
Both the RNC & DNC should have actor Jonathan Banks in a box, lower right hand of the screen, rolling his eyes & sighing.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 30, 2012
#RNC is like A Prairie Home Companion without the "jokes."
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) August 29, 2012
The deep red curtain behind the RNC podium creeps me out. The backwards-talking dwarf from "Twin Peaks" will deliver the pledge tonight.
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) August 30, 2012
Mitt Romney really is just like one of us. But only one of us.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) August 30, 2012
Was so enamored by Condi's speech last night I forgot to be a racist sexist.
— John Nolte(@NolteNC) August 30, 2012
Paul Ryan is definitely a “What shark?Let’s keep those beaches open” kind of guy.
— Steven Rosenthal (@Rosenthaltweets) August 30, 2012
"SO SICK of Hollywood people sticking their nose in politics" – Republican who will be LOSING HIS SHIT during Clint Eastwood's speech tonite
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) August 30, 2012
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