Rolling Across the Aisle Laughing, Week 3

Welcome to week 3 of our political joke primaries. Each week we pit a conservative joke against a liberal one and ask you, our readers, to vote for the best one. Last week we had a hell of a voter turnout. Six of you put your democratic ideals in high gear and cast your vote in the comments section. The results are as follows:

Left: 3, Right: 2, Voter error*: 1.

* Relax. This isn't Bush v. Gore, the voter couldn't see the tweets on their computer.

Congratulations to @FrankConniff! To recap, left and right are currently tied. And now for this week's fight…

IN THE LEFT CORNER

I'm waiting for Obama to do a bit at the convention where he talks to Mitt's invisible tax returns.

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) August 31, 2012

 

IN THE RIGHT CORNER

Democrats' slogan is "Forward". Next week they'll make that case with some former governors and a President elected 2 decades ago.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) August 31, 2012

 

Tags: Mitt Romney, RAAL, Republican National Convention, Twitter