Upon discovering that any destruction of Detroit would be redundant, terrorists have nevertheless found another soft target: Joe Biden's tongue. According to the U.S. Secret Service, a U-Haul truck loaded with equipment for a Labor Day event featuring Vice President Joe Biden was stolen in Detroit yesterday.
If the stolen equipment, likely including a teleprompter, were intended for the president's use, this attack would merely render the Commander in Chief mute. As it is, Biden has no plans to change his speaking schedule…
"A U-Haul that we were utilizing was stolen at the Westin Hotel overnight," [Secret Service spokesman] Ed Donovan told CNN.
Donovan would not specify what equipment was in the U-Haul at the time it was stolen, and added that the theft shouldn't affect the vice president's plans on Monday.
Biden unleashed without any prompting! Haven't the people of Michigan suffered enough?
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