• Barack Obama Is Mitt Romney

    Need proof? Check out her convention address side-by-side with Ann's…

    Michelle Obama

    Ann Romney

    Hard Work

    Hard Work

    "… that was the measure of [my father's] success in life – being able to earn a decent living that allowed him to support his family. And as I got to know Barack, I realized that even though he'd grown up all the way across the country, he'd been brought up just like me." "[My father] pushed us to be our best and give our all. Inside the houses that line the streets in downtown, there were a lot of fathers teaching their sons and daughters those same values. I didn't know it at the time, but one of those dads was my future father-in-law, George Romney."


    … a date night for Barack and me was either dinner or a movie, because as an exhausted mom, I couldn't stay awake for both. A storybook marriage? Nope, not at all. What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage.
    Helping People Helping People
    I see the concern in [Barack's] eyes…and I hear the determination in his voice as he tells me, "You won't believe what these folks are going through, Michelle…it's not right. We've got to keep working to fix this. We've got so much more to do." From the time we were first married, I have seen [Mitt] spend countless hours helping others.
    Superpowers Superpowers
    … let us never forget that doing the impossible is the history of this nation… … no one will move heaven and earth like Mitt Romney to make this country a better place to live.
    Sounds Like a Joke but Probably Isn't Sounds Like a Joke but Probably Isn't
    You see, at the end of the day, my most important title is still "mom-in-chief." … tonight, I want to talk to you from my heart about our hearts.

    Okay, that last thing doesn't prove that Barack and Mitt are the same person. Still, on Election Day, we'll be voting for a guy who was brought up to try his hardest at having a loving but endearingly difficult marriage while helping others with all their problems.

    Who cares if one of them doesn't like health care?

    Photos by Scott Eells and Daniel Acker/Bloomberg/Getty Images and

    Tags: Ann Romney, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney


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