* Conan O'Brien calls out President Obama for trying to be cool.
* Bullies make a NSFW case for bullying in America.
* The list of people capable of bumping Joe Biden.
* Antonio Villaraigoso's little d, from HaHaJK.
* Ads the candidates only wish they could run.
* The Onion makes a prediction of what's on tonight's DNC schedule.
* Michelle Obama is officially the Queen of Twitter.
* The internet digs up the best political slogan ever.
* Here's a white guy rapping for Mitt Romney, just in case you hate your ears.
* If you watched the above video, look at this in silence for several minutes.
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