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Tweet Roundup: Mitt Romney Paints Himself into a Corner
Romney continues to paint himself into a corner while the internet nips at his heels…
Watching Romney’s reps spin this thing is like at the end of your Tetris game when the music changes & the blocks start dropping real fast.
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) September 18, 2012
GOP back-up plans: 1. Frame Obama for murder, have Romney solve crime 2. Have Romney adopt adorable red-headed orphan 3. Brainwash ray(?)
— Dorian Lynskey (@Dorianlynskey) September 18, 2012
Breaking news: Romney hires Marcel Marceau as campaign director.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) September 18, 2012
LEFTIES SAY ROMNEY'S THURSTON HOWELL.But Obama's Gilligan:Guy who screws things up every time it looks like we're going to be rescued.
— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) September 18, 2012
The one thing I do like about this Romney fundraiser video is that I didn't have to pay $50,000 to see it.
— Rachel Hastings (@rachelhastings) September 18, 2012
Romney is getting a lot of grief for saying, "My job is not to worry about those people."But he's right… that's the President's job.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) September 18, 2012
Mitt Romney seems like that annoying chick who can't wait to be a bride but has no idea what it takes to actually be married.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 18, 2012
Well it used to be the 99%. It's now down to 47%. I think we are winning the argument. Now if we can just get it down to 10%. THE DREAM.
— Chuck Woolery (@chuckwoolery) September 18, 2012
No, Mitt, I don't feel I'm entitled to any of those things. But I am entitled to wifi, Fair Trade organic coffee and bulletproof yoga pants.
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) September 18, 2012
Your search for "Mitt Romney gaffe" produced 1,323,212 results
— John Silver (@BlueLanugo) September 18, 2012
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