• The Mitt Romney Campaign, Now with More Mitt Romney

    Jeeze, it seems like every time Mitt Romney opens his mouth or shows his face lately, he gets himself into some kind of trouble. Clearly, something has to be done about this.

    And I think we all know what that something is: more Mitt Romney

    After taking a beating for comments he privately wishes he never made and from conservative critics he wishes he could muzzle, Mitt Romney and his campaign are settling on a rescue plan to show more of him — in ads, speeches and campaign appearances.

    A big focus, according to campaign officials, will be on Romney talking a lot more about how his ideas will help regular Americans who remain deeply suspicious of him.

    Man, I really hope this strategy works for the Romney campaign, otherwise they'll be forced to go with their backup plan: even more Mitt Romney.

    That, in and of itself, isn't a terrible strategy. It's just uncomfortably close to their doomsday solution: the most Mitt Romney.

    That one pretty much entails Mitt Romney moving into your guest room for the next six weeks.

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