• Lindsay Lohan's Late-Night Political Scratch-Fight

    How corrosive is the modern political atmosphere in which we are all forced to live our lives?

    So corrosive that it can even drag down innocent pop role models like Lindsay Lohan, though such a scenario seems scarcely a possibility

    The "Mean Girls" actress mixed it up with a starstruck congressional staffer in her Manhattan hotel early Sunday, prompting cops to step in.

    Not our little angel! How did such a guileless young talent find herself wrapped up in such an ugly mess as this?

    The details are almost too disturbing to deal with…

    Police say Lohan took Christian LaBella’s cell phone so she could delete dozens of pictures and videos of her partying — and she claims he got physical with her trying to get it back.

    After Lohan, 26, called the cops, LaBella, 25, who works for an Illinois Republican, was initially charged with misdemeanor assault in the blowup at the W Hotel Union Square. But law enforcement sources said the assault rap has already been dropped.

    Invasion of privacy, fighting, staying up late, having boys in her hotel room. Is this what our youthful ingenues are subjected to when they naively accept an invitation to socialize with a glitzy Capitol Hill mover and shaker? Disgusting! This country truly is flushing itself down the toilet.

    In related news, a fresh-faced idealistic young staff member for U.S. Rep. John Shimkus had his reputation irredeemably besmirched and nearly faced wrongful imprisonment after spending a tawdry evening with a notable bad-girl hussy of the liberal Big Hollywood machine. It's quite sad. We'll have more as the story develops.

    Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: John Shimkus, Lindsay Lohan, Movies


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