• Nancy Pelosi's Black Magic Zombie Death Cult [VIDEO]

    John Dennis — who is currently trying to unseat Nancy Pelosi from her long-held seat as representative of California's 8th district — just released a new advertisement in which he is seen saving a poor innocent sheep from a throng of chanting blood-thirsty undead cultists being led by none other than the former House Speaker herself.

    I warn you, this video is quite harrowing…

    I have no idea how John Dennis was able to penetrate security for Pelosi HQ or how he managed to walk out with this video, but I congratulate him for his bravery.

    However, in Pelosi's defense, as a San Francisco liberal, she's kind of expected to preside of sacrificial black magic ceremonies like this. It's just the way it's always been.


    Tags: Advertising, California, House of Representatives, John Dennis, Nancy Pelosi, Zombies

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