Tweet Roundup: Zingers and Predictions

"It's great to be here, I just flew in and boyare my fleet of private jets nice. Really, top of the line." #mittzingers

— Julia Segal (@juliasegal) October 2, 2012

Obama gets Romney off his game in the first ten seconds with one of those complicated black guy handshakes. #DebatePredictions

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) October 2, 2012

"I knew Ted Kennedy. Ted Kennedy wasn't a friend of mine.Sir, you are very much like Ted Kennedy."#mittzingers

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) October 2, 2012

Obama is asked to describe Lena Dunham's arm tattoo; guesses "Oliver Platt eating cake pops." Crowd hisses. #DebatePredictions

— Chris L (@brittonlowe) October 2, 2012

#MittZingers My servants can beat up your servants.

— Michael Tuck (@BlackMaxDesign) September 29, 2012

A zinger for Romney to say to Obama on Wed: In 2008 you ran on "Yes We Can", in 2012 you're running on "Well, nobody could have" #hashout

— Liddy Huntsman (@HuntsmanLiddy) October 2, 2012

"Mr. Obama flipflops so often they required two different comedy actors to portray him on The Saturday Night Programme." #mittzingers

— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) October 2, 2012

Obamacare? I built that. #RomneyZingers #MittZingers

— gvdfrog (@gvdfrog) September 29, 2012

Who let the dogs out? The dog's butler is my best logical guess. #mittzingers

— Laney Griner (@laneymg) October 2, 2012

I'm looking forward to Mitt Romney's first televised zinger, much like one imagines the flight of the Hindenberg.

— Wayne (@Toaster_Pastry) September 30, 2012

Debate prediction: Romney to make fart noises with his hand and armpit whenever Obama mentions poor people.

— CJ Werleman (@rationalists) October 2, 2012

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I still have plenty of bubblegum left. Like millions of dollars in bubblegum." #mittzingers

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) October 2, 2012

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