The 9 Questions Jim Lehrer Won't Ask Tonight*

"Will you cancel drone strikes?"

"If you were pudding, what kind of pudding would you be?"

"Which rights are you pretty sure women could do without?"

"How annoyed are you at your running mate right now?"

"Which racial group do you dislike most? Be specific."

"Tell me what your religion means to you."

"What's your position on gun control?"

"How many billionaires do you personally have on speed-dial?"

"Medicare. Who needs it?"

^{*And if he does, we'll buy you a pony.**
**We won't really buy you a pony.}

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