DON’T MOVE THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT RT @newtgingrich: Is Obama planning to move terrorists from gizmo to Illinois?
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) October 3, 2012
Who takes you seriously– no one or idiots? RT @realdonaldtrump Who is rooting for Obama more tonight–his campaign advisors or the press?
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) October 3, 2012
House Dems readying legislative "wish-lists" in case Obama reelected. Oddly, most of them begin with "I wish Obama hadn't endorsed me" #tcot
— Fred Thompson (@fredthompson) October 3, 2012
Romney mumbles, "Kenyanssaywhat?" Obama says, "what?" #Zingers!
— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) October 3, 2012
To say the press is fawning over Obama would be to do a disservice to Bambi.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) October 3, 2012
POLITICAL NEWS: Romney allies release footage of 4-year old Obama not saying please when asking for peanut brittle.
— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) October 3, 2012
Uh oh! Barack accidentally scheduled a big debate w/Mitt & his 20th anniversary dinner w/Michelle for the same night—at the same restaurant!
— Konstantine Simakis (@MensHumidor) October 3, 2012
This debate's gonna be a game changer, 'cause everyone's gonna change to the game
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) October 3, 2012
There's a Mormon drinking game for tonight's debate; it's called "Don't!"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 3, 2012
I never decide who I'm voting for until I see the swimsuit portion of the debates
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) October 3, 2012
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