1. It's Bush's fault, somehow.
2. He's worn out by the 20th anniversary lovemaking.
3. He feels bad being rude to his elders.
4. Didn't eat Cheesecake Factory.
5. Lost the coin toss.
6. Left soaring oratory in other jacket.
7. Flag pin too small.
8. Might not love Big Bird enough.
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