• What Was Barack Obama Writing During Last Night's Debate?

    While Mitt Romney was putting on an Oscar-worthy performance of an engaged human being, Barack Obama spent much of the debate scribbling notes at his podium. What was he he writing?

    * Awesome comebacks that he would inexplicably only use the next day. (E.g. at today's speech in Denver:  "When I got on to the stage, I met this very spirited fellow who claimed to be Mitt Romney" and "We didn't know that Big Bird was driving the federal deficit…how about that. Elmo, too?")

    * The best doodle of Big Bird anyone has ever seen.

    * A love letter to Michelle.

    * Desperately scrawling an "I need to use the bathroom" note a la Bush but being unable to pass it to Jim Lehrer.

    * A new epilogue for The Audacity of Hope.

    * A draft of history's most eloquent concession speech.

    Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Barack Obama, Debates


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