From the Pork Barrel: The Empty Chair

* Oh, man! I wish we had an empty chair up there on stage Wednesday night. Just look at the charisma oozing from that empty chair. Besides, a chair sits. It doesn't just lie down.

* The actual truth behind Mitt Romney's handkerchief have finally been revealed!

* "You see! I told you! We've all been falling right into Obama's plans all along!" – your uncle who likes forwarding emails

* Rep. Paul Broun explains that evolution and the Big Bang are "lies straight from the pit of Hell," by which I'm pretty sure he means "a classroom."

* Download our free iPhone and iPad app Indecision Election Companion and jump up into the the Peanut Gallery — our liveblog/instant reaction arena — to watch and respond with us as we watch CNN's State of the Union Sunday morning at 9 am (EST).

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