Week 6 of Rolling Across the Aisle Laughing is going to be a hoot. Last week, I think Frank Conniff won! The only reason I'm unsure is because some voters said it wasn't fair to use Dennis Miller because people hate him. Others said it isn't fair for people choose one person's joke over another's based on personal preference. I don't think it's fair that everyone with a computer has a keyboard, but that's life. This country isn't about apologies or fairness. It's about laughing at ourselves and our opponents equally or not at all.
Here are this week's contenders. Vote in the comments section for the one you like best.
By the way, if you come across a great partisan joke next week, feel free to email the link to email@example.com.
IN THE LEFT CORNER
"You know what else dropped to 7.8%? My body fat percentage." – Paul Ryan on the unemployment rate drop, while doing one-handed pushups.
— Erin Gibson (@gibblertron) October 5, 2012
IN THE RIGHT CORNER
Barack Obama is voting for me this year.
— Chuck Norris (@TheChuckTweets) October 4, 2012
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