* This Fire Sale should help Obama stay in office.
* The ways Romney will ruin PBS, from Jest.
* The Onion analyzes Ohio so no one else has to.
* Romney does not like to be groomed by strangers.
* This is what your butt will look like under Obamacare.
* Ohio democrats are playing with unnecessary roughness.
* Mitt gives a care. Hmmm. Wish I could make that rhyme.