• U.S. Quickly Becoming Godless Amoral Wasteland

    "In God We Trust" has been the official motto of the United States since time immemorial (time immemorial having begun back in 1956, when the U.S. felt the need to distinguish itself as morally superior to the godless atheist Soviet Union).

    That motto, however, is becoming increasingly false

    The number of Americans who do not identify with any religion continues to grow at a rapid pace. One-fifth of the U.S. public — and a third of adults under 30 — are religiously unaffiliated today, the highest percentages ever in Pew Research Center polling.

    In the last five years alone, the unaffiliated have increased from just over 15% to just under 20% of all U.S. adults. Their ranks now include more than 13 million self-described atheists and agnostics (nearly 6% of the U.S. public), as well as nearly 33 million people who say they have no particular religious affiliation (14%).

    I think we can reasonably draw two assumptions from this news: The liberal scourge of Barack Obama is indeed turning this country into a multicultural secular den of iniquity.

    And heathens apparently don't read Newsweek.


    Note: I chose to include a picture of two scientists at the top of this article because it was the most godless and evil image "straight from the pit of hell" that I could imagine at the time of press.

    Photo by Michael Blann/Lifesize/Getty Images

    Tags: Atheists, Religion, Science & Technology


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