Paul Ryan is the 2nd most trending topic on Twitter. Joe Biden is the 8th. Why even have a debate?
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 11, 2012
Happy National Coming Out Day, guys who stared at the Paul Ryan workout photos for an extra few seconds.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) October 11, 2012
Paul Ryan's 3 favorite numbers are monthly regional GDP, Case Shiller index, and seasonally adjusted U-6. Joe Biden's favorite number is 3.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 11, 2012
No one has a harder job today than the Secret Service agent who has to keep confiscating pairs of brass knuckles from Joe Biden's pocket.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 11, 2012
Has anyone told Joe Biden that tonight he's got to debate the nation's top budget guy?
— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) October 11, 2012
Joe Biden's two most important tools against Paul Ryan? Holy water and garlic.
— Big Bird (@BlGBlRD) October 11, 2012
Man, I can't enough of debate-day photos of the debate set with a ladder on it.Our democracy in action!
— Andy Daly (@TVsAndyDaly) October 11, 2012
Oh no. The president emailed to ask me to suspend my "vigilant saintlike empathy" (his words) to make fun of Paul Ryan tonight. What to do?!
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) October 11, 2012
Joe Biden better watch his old, wrinkled ass, 'cause Paul Ryan loves cutting senior citizens the most.
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) October 11, 2012
I hope that Biden plays the race card and asks Ryan about his marathon results.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) October 11, 2012
I call dibs on live tweeting tonight's debate.
— Shannon O'Neill (@spotastic) October 11, 2012
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