• Why Joe Biden Will Win the Vice Presidential Debate

    Joe Biden VP debate - Paul Ryan medicare
    Will earn sympathy when Paul Ryan steals the Medicare card right out of his wallet.

    Joe Biden VP debate - train
    During debate prep, read all the parts of Atlas Shrugged that involve cool train rides.

    Joe Biden VP debate - arsenic
    Paul Ryan is suffering from arsenic poisoning.

    Barack Obama debate sad
    Just needs to stay awake the whole time to top Obama's performance.

    Joe Biden bein' crazy
    As a 36-year veteran of the Senate, has literally — literally, not figuratively — never stopped talking.

    Barack Obama Joe Biden gaffes
    Has been given a strict two-gaffe limit.

    Martha Raddatz vp debate moderator
    Not only did Barack Obama attend Martha Raddatz's wedding in 1991, it's rumored that he said "congratulations," too. If that's not foreshadowing, we don't know what is.

    Joe Biden vp hair
    Will be wearing his good hair tonight.

    Joe Biden thumbs up
    They told him it's a big fucking deal.

    Previously: Joe Biden Has a 0.1% Chance of Being Elected President

     

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Debates, Joe Biden, Medicare, Paul Ryan

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