• Why Paul Ryan Will Win the Vice Presidential Debate

    Doesn't have to come up with any answers, just vouchers for answers.

    Keeps a spare Romney son in his pocket for luck.

    Claims he can run a 90-minute debate in an hour flat.

    The candidates will be seated, and he has very strong butt muscles.

    Kid Rock. That is all.

    If things start going poorly, all he has to do is go Galt and walk offstage.

    No longer looks like a young Severus Snape.

    America hates to see Paul Ryan sad.

    Previously: Why Is Paul Ryan Trying to Kill Himself?

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    Tags: Debates, Joe Biden, Paul Ryan


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